Posts Tagged ‘Tebow’
September 8, 2009
Troy (Zac Efron) To Be Sacrificed During Gators Halftime Show
Zac Efron, the likeable Disney actor who is “Troy” in the Disney movie “High School Musical” will be the human sacrifice this Saturday at halftime of the University of Florida Gators vs the Troy University Trojans football game, in Gainesville, FL.
Heisman QB Tim Tebow will spear Troy during refreshing Disney halftime show
Performing the sacrifice will be the entire Gator football team, led by Heisman Quarterback Tim Tebow. Tebow, seen here, will be wearing his warrior Trojan outfit to spear Efron during the unique halftime entertainment show.
Last week, Baptist University Charleston Southern was fed to the alligators…and this week….a human sacrifice of “Troy.”
Seen above is Trojan Horse that Efron and cast of High School Musical will be brought onto Florida Field for halftime show and Troy sacrifice.
Seen in the article is the Trojan Horse vessel that Efron will be brought into Florida Field to midfield, where he and the cast of High School musical will perform a song and dance routine, before the sacrifice.
Troy University head football coach Larry Blakeney stated that his football team will also be sacrificed this weekend in Gainesville by the defending BCS National Champion Florida Gators football team.
Blakeney said that many of his players will be injured and maimed. Those players who cannot walk off the field, will be euthanized on the sidelines.
Here’s to “Troy”…may he/they live long in the memories of Florida Gator fans.
Tags:college football, florida gators, Football, Gators, Heisman, Quarterback, SEC, Tebow, Tim Tebow, trojans, troy, University of Florida, urban meyer
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September 1, 2009
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Sacrificial lambs before being led to slaughter
Tim Tebow is confident and ready to skewer and BBQ the Charleston Southern Football team this weekend in Gainesville, for the opening game of the 2009 football season.
Tenacious Tim, seen above after sharpening his spear, is ready to impale the sacrificial Charleston Southern football squad. Charleston Southern, not known for the football prowess has thrown their helpless football team “lambs” to the “lions” by their athletic director, Hank Small.
The Charleston Southern Buccaneers, a tiny Baptist college of only 3,000 peaceful students will face the defending 2008 BCS National Champion University of Florida Gators. It can be compared to the Christians (Baptists in this case) being thrown to the lions, of biblical lore.
Gator eating the flesh of Charleston Southern football team members
If there ever was a mismatch this NCAA season…..this is the game!
Gator alumni are somewhat embarrassed that this game is even happening. Already the Associated Press has given the spread on this game to over 70 points. Football fans feel sorry for the players on the Buccaneer football team. Alachua County has extra ambulances and paramedics ready to cart off injured Southern Carolina players.
Shands Hospital in Gainesville has called in extra medical personnel to the emergency room and orthopedic departments.
Red Cross has medivac helicopters on stand-by.
The Florida Gators will chomp the Buccaneers and make them walk the plank… and send them back home with bad memories and trauma. Pychologists are prepared to provide the Buccaneer squad with counseling and me3otional support groups when they return to Charleston.
In case Charleston Southern gets too many players injured to field a squad, or in case they quit and walk off the field….Ft. Lauderdale St Thomas Aquinas High School, one the the top high school football teams tin the nation, will replace the Charleston Southern football team, to finish the game.
Will David slay Goliath this Saturday? Absolutely not.
3 Paramedic ambulance teams will be prepared to rush injured Buccaneer football players to the emergency rooms of local hospitals
Tebow and the Gators victorious….and Gator fans….happy yet embarrassed by the degree of this monumental mismatch.
Stay tuned to count the carnage.
DEVELOPING….
Tags:bcs, bowl games, buccaneers, champions, championship, charleston southern, college football, florida gators, Football, gainesville, Gatorade, Gators, Heisman, ncaa, nfl, Obama, Quarterback, SEC, Tebow, Tim Tebow, tom brady, University of Florida, urban meyer
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April 27, 2009
Tim Tebow rumored to play Charlton Heston in remake of epic film.
Tebow’s “The Promise” becomes immortalized forever – eclipses Notre Dame “Win One For The Gipper” speech. George Gipp turns in his grave.
Tags:Tebow, Tim Tebow, Heisman, Gators, SEC, Quarterback, Football, University of Florida, Florida, nfl, tom brady, urban meyer, National Football League, britain's got talent, Twitter, tweet, oprah twitter, tweets, percy, jets, moses, heston, 10 commandments, mark sanchez, sanchez, draft, swine, swine flu, pigs, pork, pirate, swin flu, pandemic
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April 18, 2009
Cry Me a River
"Britain's Got Talent" contestant Susan Boyle Twitters that "she's madly in love with Tim Tebow. Watch "Britain's Got Talent" superstar Susan Boyle sing "Cry Me a River"
Oprah Winfrey has joined the 21st century….by become a Twitter user.
Oprah can communicate to her fans by sending short 140-character “tweets’ announcing what she’s up to.
Oprah sent a message stating her warm congratulations to Britain’s Got Talent star Susan Boyle , who just eloped with college sensation quarterback Tim Tebow, yesterday.
Oprah requested that Susan be a guest on her show… and Susan replied, “Only if Timbo can join me.”
Oprah was able to grant the request and will show the world what love is shared between these two dovebirds, when they appear on her popular TV show.
DEVELOPING …
Tags:Ashton, ashton twitter, boyle tweet, britain's got talent, CNN, cowell, demi twitter, florida gators, Gators, Heisman, Kucher, Larry king, larry king twitter, Oprah, oprah tweet, oprah tweets, oprah twitter, oprah winfrey twitter, pandemic, puffy twitter, Quarterback, SEC, Shaheen, Shaheen Jafargholi, simon, susan boyle, swine, swine flu, Tebow, Ted Turner, Tim Tebow, tweet, tweets, Twitter, urban meyer
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March 7, 2009
Is Gator National Championship QB Tim Tebow an iPhone or Blackberry user ?
Gator Nation is chomping at the bit and executives at Apple and RIM are in anguish over which cell phone Tim Tebow has decided to use.
The expected boost in business, related to the Tebow announcement has shareholders and CEO’s on edge.
Will Tebow choose the Apple iPhone and the Apple iTunes store?
or …will Tebow choose the Blackberry Storm and the Blackberry App World store ?
….DEVELOPING
Tags:a-rod, app store, apple iphone, blackberry, blackberry app store, braveheart, cell phone, champion, Gators, heosman, iphone, itunes, national championship, nfl, phone, QB, Quarterback, rrim, Tebow, Tim Tebow
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December 3, 2008
(Tim Tebow & Mel Gibson (William Wallace) let out a tribal victory yell)
Tim Tebow has been chosen by Steven Speilberg to replace Mel Gibson as William Wallace in the sequel to BRAVEHEART, the dynamic Acacedmy Award winning epic movie about good vs evil.
Tebow will recreate the role of William Wallace as he battle against evil King Saban of Alabama.
In on of the greatest battle sequences in cinematic history, Tim Tebow will fight a guerilla war inside of the Georgia Dome for the SEC championship and an invitation to play for the BCS National Championship game in Miami.
Tebow is also on a historic path to win the Heisman Trophy a second time ..the only underclassmen ever to be considered to win it twice.
Bring your popcorn and sword….it will be the greatest Gators battle in recent history.
Tebow victorious …the super hero of the 21st century and the millenium beyond….
Tags:bcs, bowl game, braveheart, championship, Football, fsu, Heisman, ncaa, Obama, QB, Quarterback, SEC, Tebow, Tim Tebow, warrior
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August 5, 2008
Green Bay Packers QB Brett Favre Traded To Florida Gators For Future Rights To Negotiate With Heisman Winner Tim Tebow !
Even I never saw this one coming !
NFL commissioner Roger Goodell and the NCAA have been negotiating in seclusion for 7 days to negotiate this unprecedented trade involve a professional team and an NCAA team.
Living Legend Green bay Packers quarterback Breet Favre, who still has 6 months NCAA eligibility remaining, has been traded to Urban Meyer’s Florida Gators football squad. Goodell stated that Green Bay will be allowed future negotiation rights to Tim Tebow, whenever he decides to leave the University of Florida.
Favre will compete with Tebow for the starting quarterback position, according to inside sources.
Many inside of Gator Nation feel that Tebow will beat Favre out for the position, based upon his youth, strength, ability and aggressive style of play.
Tebow said, “Bring him on …I’m ready to compete with him for the position. May the best man win.”
….STAY TUNED FOR BREAKING NEWS
Tags:brett favre, bucs, favre, Football, Gators, green bay, gruden, mccain, nfl, Obama, Quarterback, tampa bay, Tebow
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May 8, 2008
Seen above is Heisman Tropy winner Gator Quarterback Tim Tebow keeping busy during Spring Break. He performs multiple circumcisions in a foreign country….Nurses Swoon …Patients ask For Autographs …And He Performs Worlds First Brain Transplant Surgery …all in his spare time !
Superman, Super-Christian and Super Dupor Tim Tebow can do no wrong. This kid is better than a Disney scripted movie. First he helps (as a freshman) to win the NCAA National Football Championship …then he sets new records as a Quarterback …collects every award known to modern football players …preaches to help others …and gives free circumcisions to impoverished children in the jungles. To top it off, he performed a brain transplant as an encore !
Seen above, stylish Doctor Tim Tebow is seen with the removed brain of Michael Vick.
Tebow is showing the organ to University of Florida Shands Teaching Hospital medical interns, before replacing Vick’s brain with that of a armadillo.
Tebow said the surgery went well, and that Vick will actual improve his personality by having the brain of a armadillo. The family of the armadillo is suing Tebow, because they said Vick’s brain has a lower IQ than the brain that was removed.
Stay tuned for breaking updates…
Tags:athlete, Brain, Britney, Circumcise, circumcision, Clinton, Florida, Gators, gore, Heisman, Iraq, Lohan, madonna, Obama, SEC, solar, Tebow, Tim Tebow
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December 19, 2007
Santa Claus and Timmy Tebow Celebrate AP Player of The Year Honors
Tim Tebow was selected as the Associate Press “Player of The Year” on Tuesday. The voting was very similar to the voting that made him the first sophomore to ever win the Heisman Trophy.
Tebow has been acquiring awards at a record pace. Awards he has won in the past month include the Davey O’Brien Award, Maxwell Award, Heisman Trophy Award, Associated Press Player of The Year Award and the All Around “Good Guy” Award from Good Guys International.
Tebow received 31 of a possible 58 votes from Associated Press poll voters. Coming in 2nd with 19 votes was Arkansas running back Darren McFadden and Hawaii quarterback Colt Brennas was third with four votes.
Tebow can be seen on New Years Day playing in the Orlando Citrus Bowl against Michigan.
Tags:bowl games, citrus bowl, Davey O'Brien, Gators, Heisman, Jim Kelley, Maxwell, nfl, orlando, Quarterback, Tebow, Tim Tebow, tom brady
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December 12, 2007
Seen above in artist rendition, is Tim Tebow in Gator cap & gown
After a whirlwind tour of New York City to win the Heisman Trophy, Tim Tebow has expressed his goal of staying in college to graduate. This would mean that Tebow would spurn the NFL’s millions of dollars in potential income, to earn his degree and graduate from the University of Florida.
This would mean that Tebow could potentially win a record 3 Heisman Trophy awards, a never before attained feat. In addition, he could also snare 2 more Maxwell Awards and Davey O’Brien Quarterback Awards, making his total trophy case have9 of the most prestigious awards in history.
Another reason the NFL is in a cold sweat is because if Tim Tebow graduates, this also would put the NFL in a bidding war with the new All American Football League (AAFL), with deep-pocketed AAFL Founder, Marcus Katz.
The new fledgling league has rules that all players must graduate from college, to be eligible to play. This would put Tebow in an enviable position, by having the new AAFL bid against the NFL for his quarterback talents.
This would be deja vu for the NFL, when the fledgling AFC emerged to compete against the NFC in the NFL league years ago.
Tebow could single-handedly reshape the professional football landscape in North America.
DEVELOPING . . .
Tags:AAFL, All American Football League, Gators, Heisman, National Football League, nfl, Quarterback, SEC, Tebow, Tim Tebow, University of Florida
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