Bear Bryant speaks from heaven and proclaims Tim Tebow the greatest football player of all time. Coach Bryant adds that Woody Hayes and he always turn on the ESPNH to watch Tebow perform his onfield miracles.
BEAR BRYANT SPEAKS FROM HEAVEN ABOUT TIM TEBOW
Could it be. Could the sounds we hear from the skies be legendary Alabama football coach Bear Bryant noticing the best football player he’s ever seen ?
Turns out, if the Bear was earthbound, he certainly would compare Tebow to Joe Namath, Kenny Stabler, Kerwin Bell and Bob Hewko.
If Bear Bryant were still with us, he’d be hard-pressed to name anyone better.
Bear, who was interviewed by Howard Cosell in heaven, said that Bear told him that Gator Tim Tebow is the greatest football player he’s ever seen. Bear said Tebow’s better than Bo Jackson, Wally Smojver, Jimbo Donigan, Mark Ingram and Hank Harris, combined.
Coach Bryant said he enjoys opening a Pabst Blue Ribbon with his coaches in the Touchdown Jesus lounge and watching a Saturday afternoon of gridiron with his circle of coaching friends who have elevated to heaven. Ocassionally, God stops in on his way to Dallas to watch the Cowboys through the opening in the Cowboys stadium roof.
He stated he enjoyed watching Tebow’s last college game in the Sugar Bowl beating the University of Cincinnatti .
Bear will give updates on his website on the NFL playoffs as they develop.
Rumors have been circulating in the Southeast that former Gator QB Kerwin Bell is being considered for the Louisville and the University of Florida’s Offensive Coordinator. Many are coveting Bells’ wide open “Shake n’ Bake” offensive strategy.
New Louisville Head coach Charley Strong is very eager to land Bell as his new offensive coordinator, and simultaneously swirling Gator rumors are that Bell will be reunited with his former player Johnny Brantley, who he coached in High School in Ocala, FL for a record setting offense.
Bell, currently head coach at Jacksonville University has been a hot commodity in the past few days. He has turned around a horrible program at Jacksonville with a wide open offense which he developed over his career in the Canadian Football League, the NFL and college.
He was tutored himself by offensive godfather Steve Spurrier, who was his coach when Bell was the Gators QB.
Many Gator fans grumbled this past year under the offensive leadership of converted Offensive Line coach Steve Addazzio, who put too much responsibility on Tim Tebow, and did not utilize the weapons that he had on offense. The Gator won “ugly” every game…and Gator Nation might’ve been spoiled over the years with wide open offense. It was clear that the Gators missed the playcalling of Dan Mullen, who left to become head coach at Mississippi State and made great improvements on that program in 1 year.
Kerwin Bell and Johnny Brantley - A Match Made In QB-Heaven
WILL BRANTLEY BE REUNITED WITH HIS MUSE …”SHAKE N’ BAKE” OFFENSIVE GURU, COACH KERWIN BELL
Gator nation would like to see Kerwin Bell return to the Gators sidelines and be reunited with his star student Johnny Brantley, to utilize his talents to their full potential next season.
In this regard, this writer agrees.
Hiring Kerwin Bell would be a great addition to the Gators staff.
Tim Tebow Displays His Second Heisman Trophy Award to Photographers
TIM TEBOW DOES IT AGAIN – Wins Second Heisman Award
Here it is….direct from the Downtown Athletic Club…Tim Tebow Wins his 2nd Heisman Award., setting a new precedent in NCAA record books. Tebow already had won a Heisman two years ago, and was not favored to win this year, his senior season because of a loss against Alabama at the SEC Championship game. Heisman ballots were tabulated by accounting firm Ernst & Young…and Tebow led all other candidates….to win his second Heisman Trophy as the best football player in the nation. He led single-handedly the Gators to a 12-0 regular season record…and the Gators probably put too much pressure on him for the SEC Championship game by depending on Tebow for 92% of the plays. Many thought that Tebow would not win this year, but when you look at his leadership, drive, committment and statistics, it is easy to understand how Tebow garnered more vote that Toby Gerhart (Stanford), Colt McCoy (Texas), Mark Ingram (Alabama) or Ndamukong Hsu (Nebraska).
The United States loves Tim Tebow. The world loves Tim Tebow. College football fans love Tim Tebow. Tebow was the face of college football for the past 4 years. He is an incredible talent, who certainly deserves this award for a encore.
Congratulation to Tim Tebow, 2007 and 2009 Heisman Winner !
Tim Tebow displays Shock Absorber brain on his way to brain transplant surgery, performed by reknowned surgeon Dr. Walter Smojohowicz
Another medical advancement is being made today.
University of Florida Gators QB Tiom Tebow’s has received brain replacement surgery, known as “Shock Absorber” cranial inversion surgery. Details are coming out from Shands Medical Center, and it seems to be a radical technology advancement between Schutt (manufacturer of football helmets), Nike and General Motors.
Noted brain surgeon Walter Smojohowicz stated that this proceedure should allow Tebow play in the LSU game, but would need to receive fresh hydraulic fluid after the game.
This new technology allows Tebow brain to sit in a blanket of fluid, that will act like a cushion inside his skull, that his brain will be cradled in. According to medical experts, this will allow Tebow to play concussion free for the rest of the Gators football season.
Las Vegas oddsmakers have taken to the news well…the Gators are favored to win the game in Baton Rouge.
Seen below is an X-Ray of Tebow’s bruised brain prior to surgery
X-Ray of Tim Tebow's brain after his concussion. Seen in this image is his compacted supercomputer, superhuman, processing data center.
Stay tuned to breaking news on the risky procedure.
After getting beaten and humiliated by the Florida Gators, Urban Meyer, Tim Tebow and the water boys…Tennessee Head Football Coach Lane Kifin was forced to dress like his smoking hot wife Layla and join Urban Meyer for his festive victory dance at “The Swamp” ballroom and saloon on University Ave.
Kiffin was further humiliated after this dance, by being forced to dance like a can-can girl by local police officers and homeless people curbside.
The film takes place in the fictional town of Knoxford Falls shortly after the depression and stars Lane Kiffin as Coach Vol, a man whose imminent suicide on the eve of the Gator game gains the attention of his guardian angel, Phil Fulmer) who is sent to help him in his hour of need. Much of the film is told through flashbacks spanning Kiffin’s entire life and narrated by Tebow and Spikes, unseen Angels who are preparing Fulmer for his mission to save Kiffin. Through these flashbacks we see all the people whose lives have been touched by Kiffin and the indifference he has made to the community in which he lives and is secretly trying to escape from.
University of Florida Gators handsome Uber QB Tim Tebow is caught dancing the night away with beautiful ESPN sideline reporter Erin Andrews. This top secret and previously unseen video was recorded with security camera’s at the famous “Late Night” nightclub, in Gainesville, FL.
This video confirms rumors that the two were secretly dating.
DEVELOPING …..
Troy (Zac Efron) To Be Sacrificed During Gators Halftime Show
Zac Efron, the likeable Disney actor who is “Troy” in the Disney movie “High School Musical” will be the human sacrifice this Saturday at halftime of the University of Florida Gators vs the Troy University Trojans football game, in Gainesville, FL.
Heisman QB Tim Tebow will spear Troy during refreshing Disney halftime show
Performing the sacrifice will be the entire Gator football team, led by Heisman Quarterback Tim Tebow. Tebow, seen here, will be wearing his warrior Trojan outfit to spear Efron during the unique halftime entertainment show.
Last week, Baptist University Charleston Southern was fed to the alligators…and this week….a human sacrifice of “Troy.”
Seen above is Trojan Horse that Efron and cast of High School Musical will be brought onto Florida Field for halftime show and Troy sacrifice.
Seen in the article is the Trojan Horse vessel that Efron will be brought into Florida Field to midfield, where he and the cast of High School musical will perform a song and dance routine, before the sacrifice.
Troy University head football coach Larry Blakeney stated that his football team will also be sacrificed this weekend in Gainesville by the defending BCS National Champion Florida Gators football team.
Blakeney said that many of his players will be injured and maimed. Those players who cannot walk off the field, will be euthanized on the sidelines.
Here’s to “Troy”…may he/they live long in the memories of Florida Gator fans.
Medivac helicopters preparing to airlift Charleston Southern Football players to Shands Hospital in Gainesville, FL
As I looked into the football crystal ball…I wondered which team would be the most likely have injured players after a game?
The answer to that question would be pretty simple.
That team would be the Charleston Southern University “Buccaneers” when they play against the University of Florida Gators, who are defending their BCS National Championship.
The game will be played on Saturday in The Swamp, where the Gators play, eat and mame.
The temperature will be over 100 degrees with over 90% humidity…just like the gator reptiles like it…hot and muggy.
The Bucanneers might be able to last a series, but quickly they will be consumed by the hungry Gators.
By the time the fourth quarter rolls around, there will be plenty of UCS players who will shipped to the hospital. In fact, by the 4th quarter, the humidity will suck whatever life the Buccaneers have, completely out of them…which will allow injuries to happen more frequently.
They will be tired, beaten, determination ripped out of their hearts as they are pounded incessantly by their stronger, faster and more talented opponents.
Florida is favored by over 70 points…which sets an all-time record for a Las Vegas points spread.
Charleston Southern University Buccaneer Football Field - capacity 4,000 people
The Charleston Southern team is a member of the Big South Conference, who’s members are below:
Charleston Southern is the newest and smallest member of the Big South Conference. Charleston Southern started their football team in 2002. They did not have a football team before then.
Compare this with the University of Florida Gators.
University of Florida Ben Hill Griffin Stadium "The Swamp" - seats 88,000 +
- Florida joined the Southeastern Conference in 1932.
- ESPN reported paying $2.25 Billion for broadcast rights of SEC football games beginning in the 2009 season
- As of 2008, all SEC schools are affiliated with XM Radio
- In August 2008, the SEC announced an unprecedented 15-year television contract with CBS worth an estimated $55 million a year.
- the SEC is the only conference to have its own exclusive national television network of the big three networks (CBS, NBC, and ABC) to display the SEC’s events.
- ESPN worth $2.25 billion or $150 million a year for the life of the contract
SCHOOL NAME/ ENROLLMENT / STADIUM CAPACITY Charleston Southern 4,000 6,292
University of Florida 51,913 88,548
SCHOOL NAME ENDOWEMENT $
Charleston Southern $14,000,000
University of Florida $1,200,000,000
If there ever was a mismatch of a college football game, this is it….the National Champion University of Florida Gators vs Charleston Southern University. This is a mismatch at every level possible.
