Tim Tebow Performs World’s First Brain Transplant Surgery During Spring Break !

May 8, 2008 by GatorNation

Tim Tebow displays baboon brain to medical interns at UF Shands Hospital

Seen above is Heisman Tropy winner Gator Quarterback Tim Tebow keeping busy during Spring Break. He performs multiple circumcisions in a foreign country….Nurses Swoon …Patients ask For Autographs …And He Performs Worlds First Brain Transplant Surgery …all in his spare time !

Superman, Super-Christian and Super Dupor Tim Tebow can do no wrong. This kid is better than a Disney scripted movie. First he helps (as a freshman) to win the NCAA National Football Championship …then he sets new records as a Quarterback …collects every award known to modern football players …preaches to help others …and gives free circumcisions to impoverished children in the jungles. To top it off, he performed a brain transplant as an encore !

Seen above, stylish Doctor Tim Tebow is seen with the removed brain of ex-Gator QB, John Reaves.

Tebow is showing the organ to University of Florida Shands Teaching Hospital medical interns, before replacing Reaves brain with that of a baboon.

Tebow said the surgery went well, and that Reaves will actual improve his personality by having the brain of a baboon. The family of the baboon is suing Tebow, because they said Reaves brain has a lower IQ than the brain that was removed.

Stay tuned for breaking updates…

Imposter Super Bowl Coach Breaches Security in Arizona

February 3, 2008 by GatorNation

 Breach of Security at Super Bowl in Arizona

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Seen above is imposter winning coach Wally Smojver, receiving a Gatorade dumping by an un-named Gator QB. It seems that a gator QB secretly entered the Super Bowl in disguise and then dumped a Gatorade bucket on imposter coach Wally Smojver. It appears Smojver was about to take off his shirt to unveil the www.GoldenCasino.com henna tattoo on his chest and back. Security for the Big Game were baffled at how both the QB and Smojver penetrated the tight security of the stadium. Updates here as news develops….

Santa Claus Comes Down Tim Tebow’s Chimney Early - Delivers Associated Press “Player of The Year” Award

December 19, 2007 by GatorNation

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Santa Claus and Timmy Tebow Celebrate AP Player of The Year Honors

Tim Tebow was selected as the Associate Press “Player of The Year” on Tuesday. The voting was very similar to the voting that made him the first sophomore to ever win the Heisman Trophy.

Tebow has been acquiring awards at a record pace. Awards he has won in the past month include the Davey O’Brien Award, Maxwell Award, Heisman Trophy Award, Associated Press Player of The Year Award and the All Around “Good Guy” Award from Good Guys International.

Tebow received 31 of a possible 58 votes from Associated Press poll voters. Coming in 2nd with 19 votes was Arkansas running back Darren McFadden and Hawaii quarterback Colt Brennas was third with four votes.

Tebow can be seen on New Years Day playing in the Orlando Citrus Bowl against Michigan.

Tebow Shocks NFL Teams - Will Stay in College 4 Years. Starts Potential Bidding War Between the NFL and AAFL !

December 12, 2007 by GatorNation

Tebow Graduate

Seen above in artist rendition, is Tim Tebow in Gator cap & gown

After a whirlwind tour of New York City to win the Heisman Trophy, Tim Tebow has expressed his goal of staying in college to graduate. This would mean that Tebow would spurn the NFL’s millions of dollars in potential income, to earn his degree and graduate from the University of Florida.

This would mean that Tebow could potentially win a record 3 Heisman Trophy awards, a never before attained feat. In addition, he could also snare 2 more Maxwell Awards and Davey O’Brien Quarterback Awards, making his total trophy case have9 of the most prestigious awards in history.

Another reason the NFL is in a cold sweat is because if Tim Tebow graduates, this also would put the NFL in a bidding war with the new All American Football League (AAFL), with deep-pocketed AAFL Founder, Marcus Katz.

The new fledgling league has rules that all players must graduate from college, to be eligible to play. This would put Tebow in an enviable position, by having the new AAFL bid against the NFL for his quarterback talents.

This would be deja vu for the NFL, when the fledgling AFC emerged to compete against the NFC in the NFL league years ago.

Tebow could single-handedly reshape the professional football landscape in North America.

DEVELOPING . . .

It’s Official ! Tim Tebow Wins Heisman Trophy in New York - Best Football Player on Earth and Gallactic Universe

December 9, 2007 by GatorNation

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LANDSLIDE ! Tebow Hoists Heisman Trophy in “Feel Good” Victory. America rejoices and has a new wholesome hero for kids. Cheerios would like him on cereal box.

In Manhattan on Saturday night, history was made. University of Florida sophomore quarterback was chosen to win the prestigious Heisman Trophy winner in a historic fashion. Tebow, the sensational, Christian, compassionate QB sets numerous NCAA records this season.

Jim Kelly Gets Heisman Trophy Winner Tim Tebow’s Autograph - To Sell On eBay !

December 9, 2007 by GatorNation


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Jim Kelly (seen above) receiving Tim Tebow’s autograph

NFL Hall of Fame Quarterback Jim Kelly was able to get to the front of the line after the Heisman Award ceremony in New York Saturday night, to receive the first autograph by Heisman Award Winner Tim Tebow. Tebow and Kelly spoke afterwards about the qualities a good quarterback needs to make it to the next level …and played video games in the hotel gameroom.

Tebow Spotted at New York’s Downtown Athletic Club to Pick Up Hardware

December 9, 2007 by GatorNation

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Tim Tebow at Heisman Podium Prior to Award Being Presented

University of Florida Sophomore sensation getting ready for the cable broadcast of the Heisman show….Stay Tuned for who is chosen to win the trophy……DEVELOPING

Tebow Poses With Bodyguards Prior To Flying to New York For Heisman Award Ceremony

December 8, 2007 by GatorNation

You better give the trophy to Tim …or we’re gonna make you an offer you can’t refuse !

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Seen above is a humble and appreciative Tim Tebow posing with bodyguards prior to departing for Manhattan for the Heisman Award Ceremony

Secret Service bodyguards pose with Heisman Trophy candidate Tim Tebow, prior to his departure to Manhattan for the Heisman trophy events. These intimidating bodyguards both believe that Tebow will be selected as the award winner. If Tebow is not awarded the trophy, they said they will “persuade” the designated winner to give the trophy to a very deserving Tim Tebow, who set records never before attained in college football. Nikolai Smojko (seen above on right with gold chains) said that while in New York, they will shop on 5th avenue and have lunch with Donald Trump.

Gator Tebow “Love-Fest” Blazes Across America …and the Middle East !

December 8, 2007 by GatorNation

Harold & Kumar Want Tebow To Win Heisman

Harold & Kumar Celebrate with Tim Tebow

Tebow Get “Two Thumbs Way Up” For His Heisman Award !

Seen above is Hollywood powerhouse actor superstars Harold & Kumar with Gator Uber-QB Tim Tebow. Popular actors Harold & Kumar have given “thimbs up” to Tebow winning the Heisman. They celebrated by going to White Castle for dozens of hamburgers, to celenbrate the selection of Tebow for the Heisman.

Humble Tebow is the favorite to win the award. Harold & Kumar have not been so shy about fighting for their quarterback’s chances of winning the award. ..and have spoken to the press whenever requested.

The award is literally hours away from being disclosed. Tune in at 8 PM tonight, for the Heisman results.

Trifecta - Win, Place & Show - Tebow Wins 2 Major Awards on his way to The Heisman Award Ceremony

December 7, 2007 by GatorNation

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Tim Tebow holding Maxwell Trophy.

University of Florida Gators Wonder-Boy Tim Tebow captured 2 major NCAA football awards in Orlando on Thursday night, on his way to Manhattan for this weekend’s Heisman Award ceremony. Tebow (seen above) won both the 2007 Maxwell Award AND the 2007 Davey O’Brien National QB Award. It seems as if Tebow will win the Heisman in a landslide after NCAA records for a quarterback. He ran for 22 touchdowns and passed for over 29, to set new precedents for future football players to strive for. Never in the recorded history of NCAA football has a player scored this many touchdowns. Heisman historian Mark Davis of Tampa, Fl stated that “Tebow is a new prototype for playing the quarterback position. He runs like a bruising halfback and passes almost as good as former Gator Great QB. Bob “Snake” Hewko.”

Head Coach Urban Meyer finally broke his silence, by saying “Tim deserves it.”

TIM TEBOW’S AMAZING STATISTICS

PASSING

65.5% passing completion percentage

177.8 passer rating

3,132 passing yards

29 touchdowns

RUSHING

4.3 yards per carry

838 rushing yards

22 touchdowns

AWARDS

2007 Heisman Trophy Candidate

2007 Maxwell Award

2007 Davey O’Briend national quarterback award

2007 Manning Trophy Award candidate

Tune in at 8PM on Saturday, for the Heisman Awards ceremony results.