Tim Tebow rumored to play Charlton Heston in remake of epic film.
Steven Speilberg rumored to be recruiting Tim Tebow for remake of Charlton Heston epic movie. “The Promise” Speech Immortalizes Tim Tebow to Global Audience.
April 27, 2009 by GatorNationOprah Winfrey Twitters With “Britain’s Got Talent” Superstar Susan Boyle. Boyle declares she’s in love with Florida’s Tim Tebow.
April 18, 2009 by GatorNationCry Me a River
"Britain's Got Talent" contestant Susan Boyle Twitters that "she's madly in love with Tim Tebow. Watch "Britain's Got Talent" superstar Susan Boyle sing "Cry Me a River"
Oprah Winfrey has joined the 21st century….by become a Twitter user.
Oprah can communicate to her fans by sending short 140-character “tweets’ announcing what she’s up to.
Oprah sent a message stating her warm congratulations to Britain’s Got Talent star Susan Boyle , who just eloped with college sensation quarterback Tim Tebow, yesterday.
Oprah requested that Susan be a guest on her show… and Susan replied, “Only if Timbo can join me.”
Oprah was able to grant the request and will show the world what love is shared between these two dovebirds, when they appear on her popular TV show.
DEVELOPING …
Susan Boyle Gets Married to American Football Star! “Britain’s Got Talent” overnight sensation accepts proposal on live TV show.
April 17, 2009 by GatorNation
Susan Boyle Accepts Tim Tebow's Marriage Proposal on LIVE TV
TIM TEBOW AND “BRITAIN’S GOT TALENT” STAR SUSAN BOYLE SURPRISE THE WORLD AND GET MARRIED !
WOW ….we didn’t see this one coming.
It seems not only was Demi Moore and Ashton Kucher all verclempt when watching unknow Susan Boyle captivate the world, when she performed Le Miserable song “Dream The Dream”, on popular Brit show “Britain’s Got Talent.”
It appears that University of Florida National Champion and Heisman Trophy winning quarterback Tim Tebow was so overwhelmed that he flew by private jet across the Atlantic to be first in line, to propose to Susan Boyle.
The homely singer, who has never been married nor kissed a human, gleefully accepted Tebow’s love committment offer. She lept into his burly arms and planted a kiss smack on his lips.
Tebow, who also hasn’t been married, stated that they were going to spend the next two days learning how to kiss, at the Ramada Inn, located in West Lothian, Scotland.
They were last seen hopping into a taxi, giggling all the way to their honeymoon hideaway….not only Dreaming The Dream …but living the dream. They are now making beautiful, sweet music together…
DEVELOPING …
Is Tim Tebow an iPhone or Blackberry User ?
March 7, 2009 by GatorNation
Is Gator National Championship QB Tim Tebow an iPhone or Blackberry user ?
Gator Nation is chomping at the bit and executives at Apple and RIM are in anguish over which cell phone Tim Tebow has decided to use.
The expected boost in business, related to the Tebow announcement has shareholders and CEO’s on edge.
Will Tebow choose the Apple iPhone and the Apple iTunes store?
or …will Tebow choose the Blackberry Storm and the Blackberry App World store ?
….DEVELOPING
Tebow is ready for Battle Against Oklahoma
January 8, 2009 by GatorNationTebow is hungry and ready to eat !
Tim Tebow is confident and ready for the BCS Championship Game against Oklahoma Sooners and Bob Stoops.
Tenacious Tim, seen above after sharpening his spear, is ready to impail the Oklahoma Sooners questionable defense. The Florida Gators will chomp the Sooners and send that back home with bad memories and trauma. The South Florida fans will harass and hurt the feelings of the nice Oklahoma fans. Why would anyone live in Oklahoma. What is in Oklahoma that someone woudl actually want to live there. They are imprisoned there, bored out of their minds and the best thing to do is kick a rusty can in the dust fields. At Florida, Tebow the Gator has grown stronger over the years, feasting on the meaty and strong teams in the SEC…arguably the toughest teams in the land. Tebow has been sharpening the spear to he can make a large kabob of Oklahoma defenders and hold them over an open flame and the eat them over rice.
Tebow and the Gators victorious….over the mismatched Sooners !
Tim Tebow Stars in Braveheart II: The Battle Of The Nation
December 3, 2008 by GatorNation
(Tim Tebow & Mel Gibson (William Wallace) let out a tribal victory yell)
Tim Tebow has been chosen by Steven Speilberg to replace Mel Gibson as William Wallace in the sequel to BRAVEHEART, the dynamic Acacedmy Award winning epic movie about good vs evil.
Tebow will recreate the role of William Wallace as he battle against evil King Saban of Alabama.
In on of the greatest battle sequences in cinematic history, Tim Tebow will fight a guerilla war inside of the Georgia Dome for the SEC championship and an invitation to play for the BCS National Championship game in Miami.
Tebow is also on a historic path to win the Heisman Trophy a second time ..the only underclassmen ever to be considered to win it twice.
Bring your popcorn and sword….it will be the greatest Gators battle in recent history.
Tebow victorious …the super hero of the 21st century and the millenium beyond….
Brett Favre Traded For Tim Tebow in Shocking Blockbuster QB Deal! First Time Ever Professional Team Trades A Player To A College Team.
August 5, 2008 by GatorNationGreen Bay Packers QB Brett Favre Traded To Florida Gators For Future Rights To Negotiate With Heisman Winner Tim Tebow !
Even I never saw this one coming !
NFL commissioner Roger Goodell and the NCAA have been negotiating in seclusion for 7 days to negotiate this unprecedented trade involve a professional team and an NCAA team.
Living Legend Green bay Packers quarterback Breet Favre, who still has 6 months NCAA eligibility remaining, has been traded to Urban Meyer’s Florida Gators football squad. Goodell stated that Green Bay will be allowed future negotiation rights to Tim Tebow, whenever he decides to leave the University of Florida.
Favre will compete with Tebow for the starting quarterback position, according to inside sources.
Many inside of Gator Nation feel that Tebow will beat Favre out for the position, based upon his youth, strength, ability and aggressive style of play.
Tebow said, “Bring him on …I’m ready to compete with him for the position. May the best man win.”
….STAY TUNED FOR BREAKING NEWS
Tim Tebow Performs World’s First Brain Transplant Surgery During Spring Break !
May 8, 2008 by GatorNation
Seen above is Heisman Tropy winner Gator Quarterback Tim Tebow keeping busy during Spring Break. He performs multiple circumcisions in a foreign country….Nurses Swoon …Patients ask For Autographs …And He Performs Worlds First Brain Transplant Surgery …all in his spare time !
Superman, Super-Christian and Super Dupor Tim Tebow can do no wrong. This kid is better than a Disney scripted movie. First he helps (as a freshman) to win the NCAA National Football Championship …then he sets new records as a Quarterback …collects every award known to modern football players …preaches to help others …and gives free circumcisions to impoverished children in the jungles. To top it off, he performed a brain transplant as an encore !
Seen above, stylish Doctor Tim Tebow is seen with the removed brain of Michael Vick.
Tebow is showing the organ to University of Florida Shands Teaching Hospital medical interns, before replacing Vick’s brain with that of a armadillo.
Tebow said the surgery went well, and that Vick will actual improve his personality by having the brain of a armadillo. The family of the armadillo is suing Tebow, because they said Vick’s brain has a lower IQ than the brain that was removed.
Stay tuned for breaking updates…
Imposter Super Bowl Coach Breaches Security in Arizona
February 3, 2008 by GatorNationBreach of Security at Super Bowl in Arizona
Seen above is imposter winning coach Wally Smojver, receiving a Gatorade dumping by an un-named Gator QB. It seems that a gator QB secretly entered the Super Bowl in disguise and then dumped a Gatorade bucket on imposter coach Wally Smojver. It appears Smojver was about to take off his shirt to unveil the www.GoldenCasino.com henna tattoo on his chest and back. Security for the Big Game were baffled at how both the QB and Smojver penetrated the tight security of the stadium. Updates here as news develops….
Santa Claus Comes Down Tim Tebow’s Chimney Early – Delivers Associated Press “Player of The Year” Award
December 19, 2007 by GatorNation
Santa Claus and Timmy Tebow Celebrate AP Player of The Year Honors
Tim Tebow was selected as the Associate Press “Player of The Year” on Tuesday. The voting was very similar to the voting that made him the first sophomore to ever win the Heisman Trophy.
Tebow has been acquiring awards at a record pace. Awards he has won in the past month include the Davey O’Brien Award, Maxwell Award, Heisman Trophy Award, Associated Press Player of The Year Award and the All Around “Good Guy” Award from Good Guys International.
Tebow received 31 of a possible 58 votes from Associated Press poll voters. Coming in 2nd with 19 votes was Arkansas running back Darren McFadden and Hawaii quarterback Colt Brennas was third with four votes.
Tebow can be seen on New Years Day playing in the Orlando Citrus Bowl against Michigan.
